Five things I wish game developers would just stop putting in games:
- Crates: They’re just the point where developers ran out of ideas.
- Explosive Barrels: Barrels don’t explode in the real world and nobody would put explosive devices right in the middle of their base.
- Blowing in the DS’ microphone: It was a gimmick the first time somebody put that in a game, now it’s just a tired feature.
- Beating again all the bosses at the end of the game: Can you say “filler”?
- 20 minutes long cutscenes: I’m running your game to play. If I wanted to watch a movie, I’d watch a DVD.